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OK, so I'm going to hell [Jul. 19th, 2008|08:14 pm]
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jacksonzombie
[Current Location |the big ass chair]
[Current Mood |bouncybouncy]
[Current Music |whatever is playing in this damn Pooh movie I'm being forced to watch]

One morning dear Piglet and Pooh
Found they'd stepped in a big pile of doo
The problem got bigger
When in bounced old Tigger
Who covered himself in it too!
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The Nerve!!!!! [Jul. 18th, 2008|07:41 pm]
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jacksonzombie
[Current Location |The Big-Ass Chair]
[Current Mood |mischievousmischievous]
[Current Music |The Night Chicago Died by Paper Lace]

A botanist with a venus-fly-trap
Once gave me a case of the clap
He claimed that the "nuisance"
Was simply insouciance
So I promptly delivered a slap!
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rewards [Jul. 15th, 2008|09:10 pm]
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jacksonzombie
[Current Location |the big-ass chair]
[Current Mood |gigglygiggly]
[Current Music |Kathy Fong is the Bomb]

While eating some ice cream in June
I was happy and humming a tune
when my honey, quite bare
Implored me to share
So I gladly turned over the spoon!
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Struck out [Jul. 14th, 2008|08:40 pm]
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jacksonzombie
[Current Mood |crushedcrushed]

While on a Mid-Eastern excursion
I flirted shamelessly with a cute Persian
He was handsome and coy
A darling sweet boy
But to wild women he had an aversion
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Theological Culinary [Jul. 13th, 2008|09:18 pm]
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pr1ss
Bless me father for I did bake
Angel food coconut flake
May my confection
Achieve perfection
What's your favorite cake to make?
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I know you are, but the wrong guy [Jul. 13th, 2008|06:53 pm]
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pr1ss
The postman may think he's a dad
Filled the Ave. with lasses and lad
Milkman knows better
Cream cheese beats letter
He counts all the offspring he's had
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the postman always rings twice [Jul. 13th, 2008|09:05 pm]
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jacksonzombie

The neighborhood postman once thought
The folks on my route are all hot
Especially the women
who set my heart swimmin'
And see all the kids I've begot.

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embalming [Jul. 6th, 2008|09:02 am]
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jacksonzombie
[Current Mood |gigglygiggly]

A mortician, of whom I have read,
Had reportedly been heard to have said,
Music is calming
While doing embalming
If the volume won't awaken the dead.
 
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(no subject) [Jul. 5th, 2008|05:01 pm]
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jacksonzombie
[Current Mood |sillysilly]

 A mischievous prankster named Di
Stirred up trouble one Fourth of July
She tossed a firecracker
In the lap of a hacker
Which caused his new laptop to fry.
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(no subject) [May. 24th, 2008|11:36 am]
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blandoise
I may come off a bit tasteless
Like tofu, yogurt or bittercress
But it's human to crave
So I'll ride this short wave
And hope my acceptance is gracious
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